Basic rules when we go to swimming pool

there are several guidelines when we were in a swimming pool

1. Do not fart inside the water though it seems cool with all the bubbles..but eww.
2. Guys, if u have cute butt better swim with a side mirror coz maybe a well-built guy will swim behind u all the time and u know what does this means. siapla korang kat changing room nanti.
3. If you are wearing shorts, make sure ikat the tali before u make one helluva terjun tiruk or not u'll find ur shorts floating besides you and it'll be a great view for others with gogles..great view?..aiyoyo.
3. Dont drink and drive..ehhh and swim..burrppp..
4. If you hear the fire alarm and know that its not a drill, dont you ever think by diving inside the water and menyelam will save you from the fire..mati katak la korang kalau tak sempat keluar dari air lagi bangunan dah selesai..
5. If you think you can swim, then you can be in the deeper part of the pool..if you can think but cannot swim..better be at the area where the water level is at your knee..eh amende nih..pening2
6. Don't you ever bring any dementors along to the swimming pool or not people inside the pool will die freezing..petroleum..petrol..eh ape ntah enchantment die..
7. Haaa if you dont know how to butterfly, dont pretend that you know..or not you'll look like a drowning person who needs help..just ask someone to teach you.
8. If you have gogles..jgn nak gatal2 skodeng sane skodeng sini..ish2..notty2..korek mata tu karang.
9. Dont eat before you swim..eat i.e. sampai full perut tu..nak tau kenapa?..haa tryla buat.
10. Jangan bawak basikal dalam pool...NAK BUAT APE NGAN BESKAL TU!!!

ok..next time you guys go to swimming pool..remember all these points..there are several more points i have in mind..hahaha..merapu la plak aku memalam nih..well..what to do..results coming out this friday..it'll determine my future..wether i'll get a degree or not..wether the degree is good or not..wether the weather will be clear on that day or not..haa dah2...bosan tahap melampau..chow!

student not

yahooo..finally..the end of my 15 years of studies and being a student..well basically i cant call this the end yet cos the result will not be out until next week. till then, lets hope guys..everythings will be ok..aminn..tak saba ni nak keje..ade keta sendiri ade rumah sendiri..been dreaming bout this time since form 5..what it'll be like..dapat keje ke..tak dapat keje ke..pakai keta ape..jadi accountant? jadi engineer?..well..this is it..an engineering degree..though formally, the degree is still not in my hand..it feels good..no more exam..well at least for now..5 years of secondary school..PMR and SPM...one and a half years of a levels..3 subjects..and 3 whole years in university..lots more subjects..different stages with different memories and experiences..all of them are important..guess we all have to go through the stages in order to prepare us for our future..and be someone oneday..at one stage, i felt like..."kenapala aku nak kene amik exam2 nih semua..bukan pakai pun"..or.."ape ni penat belaja ingat aku ni robot ke"..hhmm..at some level its true..but thats not main reason..not to make us a study machine..we've got to mingle with others..learn how to communicate with others..how to deal with them..what to do and what not..theres lots of things hidden beneath the words "formal study"..haha..ape aku merepek2 nih..well..guess thats what we call the freedom streak...ok bebeh..till later..blog out