malaysia oh tanah airku

its good to be back to malaysia..my blog has been idle for so long due to no internet connection at home..now im in KL..jalan2 cari pasal..haha..got so much to tell but now im not in the mood of writing..what i can say is malaysia, damn hot..(kata2 orang yang lupa diri)..but its true..even ppl who lived in malaysia all their lives are also feeling the same thing as i am..but as usual, jijoy, who is a not so cold and not so warm blooded being can cope with the sudden change in weather easily..no sweat man..ehh correction, theres a lot of sweat..hahaha..bau masam siottt!!..bukan bau aku haaa, tolong sket..ok beb..to anyone who wants to contact me, this is my mobile number.--->017-4831482..no prank calls yeah..but on a second tought, okla..prank calls pun ok gak..tapi siapla korang aku belasah lepas tu..hahhaa..and whoever comes to ipoh, just contact me..i can be your tour guide..but now im in kl..will be back to ipoh next friday..quite a long entry for a person who are not in a story telling mood..well ppl..malaysia is the best country ever..seriously!!..glad to be home..yeehaaa

Basic rules when we go to swimming pool

there are several guidelines when we were in a swimming pool

1. Do not fart inside the water though it seems cool with all the bubbles..but eww.
2. Guys, if u have cute butt better swim with a side mirror coz maybe a well-built guy will swim behind u all the time and u know what does this means. siapla korang kat changing room nanti.
3. If you are wearing shorts, make sure ikat the tali before u make one helluva terjun tiruk or not u'll find ur shorts floating besides you and it'll be a great view for others with gogles..great view?..aiyoyo.
3. Dont drink and drive..ehhh and swim..burrppp..
4. If you hear the fire alarm and know that its not a drill, dont you ever think by diving inside the water and menyelam will save you from the fire..mati katak la korang kalau tak sempat keluar dari air lagi bangunan dah selesai..
5. If you think you can swim, then you can be in the deeper part of the pool..if you can think but cannot swim..better be at the area where the water level is at your knee..eh amende nih..pening2
6. Don't you ever bring any dementors along to the swimming pool or not people inside the pool will die freezing..petroleum..petrol..eh ape ntah enchantment die..
7. Haaa if you dont know how to butterfly, dont pretend that you know..or not you'll look like a drowning person who needs help..just ask someone to teach you.
8. If you have gogles..jgn nak gatal2 skodeng sane skodeng sini..ish2..notty2..korek mata tu karang.
9. Dont eat before you swim..eat i.e. sampai full perut tu..nak tau kenapa?..haa tryla buat.
10. Jangan bawak basikal dalam pool...NAK BUAT APE NGAN BESKAL TU!!!

ok..next time you guys go to swimming pool..remember all these points..there are several more points i have in mind..hahaha..merapu la plak aku memalam nih..well..what to do..results coming out this friday..it'll determine my future..wether i'll get a degree or not..wether the degree is good or not..wether the weather will be clear on that day or not..haa dah2...bosan tahap melampau..chow!

student not

yahooo..finally..the end of my 15 years of studies and being a student..well basically i cant call this the end yet cos the result will not be out until next week. till then, lets hope guys..everythings will be ok..aminn..tak saba ni nak keje..ade keta sendiri ade rumah sendiri..been dreaming bout this time since form 5..what it'll be like..dapat keje ke..tak dapat keje ke..pakai keta ape..jadi accountant? jadi engineer?..well..this is it..an engineering degree..though formally, the degree is still not in my hand..it feels good..no more exam..well at least for now..5 years of secondary school..PMR and SPM...one and a half years of a levels..3 subjects..and 3 whole years in university..lots more subjects..different stages with different memories and experiences..all of them are important..guess we all have to go through the stages in order to prepare us for our future..and be someone oneday..at one stage, i felt like..."kenapala aku nak kene amik exam2 nih semua..bukan pakai pun"..or.."ape ni penat belaja ingat aku ni robot ke"..hhmm..at some level its true..but thats not main reason..not to make us a study machine..we've got to mingle with others..learn how to communicate with others..how to deal with them..what to do and what not..theres lots of things hidden beneath the words "formal study"..haha..ape aku merepek2 nih..well..guess thats what we call the freedom streak...ok bebeh..till later..blog out

Aku Dan Kamu

Well before this i've posted the advantages for having an engineer boyfriend..but what will happen if engineers and engineers are in love..haaa..i've read this story somewhere and kinda enjoy reading it..so i just share it with you guys here..the story begins with "aku"-male engineer and "Mu"-Female engineer who got into a 'love fight'....enjoy

Aku : Kasihku, ketumpatan cintaku padamu ialah jisim hatiku di bahagi isipadu jantungku. Masihkah kau tidak membuat sebarang anggapan??

Mu : Aku tidak percaya kepadamu kerana kau ada kekasih baru untuk menjalankan tindak balas penggantian ke atas diriku.

Aku : Kau jangan salah ertikan kecerunan garis lurus hatiku ini, kerana aku dan dia masih lagi unsur dan bukannya sebatian.

Mu : Tapi, aku berasa seperti kasihmu berkadar songsang dengan kesetiaan yg kuberikan.

Aku : Tapi, cintaku padamu adalah pemalar!

Mu : Aku masih belum mengerti lagi kerana penyelesaian yang kau berikan masih
lagi belum sahih.

Aku : Tapi, aku mengamalkan hukum newton ketiga di mana tindak balas cintaku bersamaan dengan cinta yg kau berikan.

Mu : Kau jangan bohong! Aku telah mengetahui bahawa kau adalah 'random' yg mempunyai janji-janji manis yg bergerak secara rawak.

Aku : Itu adalah fitnah yg telah tersebar melaui proses pencaran dan perolakan.

Mu : Tetapi, mengapa kau membuat tempoh perkahwinan kita mengalami rintangan?

Aku: Aku harus menggunakan perintang boleh laras untuk mengurangkan rintangan itu.

Mu: Adakah kita akan berpadu secara kimia?

Aku: Itu masih belum diketahui, tetapi hasilnya nanti dapat dilihat dengan menggunakan mikroskop cahaya.

Mu: Aku khuatir kau akan bertemu dengan yg lebih aktif dan bertindak balas dengannya.

Aku: Nampaknya, kita sedang bercinta tiga segi dan haruslah menggunakan hukum-hukum penyelesaian segi tiga untuk menyelesaikannya.

Mu: Tapi, aku telah memberi cintaku dalam magnitud dan arahnya sekali. Masihkah kau tidak percaye?

Aku: Ya, aku percaye. Tetapi aku mahu semua itu dalam bentuk lazim.

Mu: Itu semua boleh diabaikan, yang aku mahu ialah tempoh perkahwinan kita harus mengalami pecutan yg seragam.

Aku: Kau harus bersabar, kerana sabar itu 0.5 dari iman.

Mu: Tapi, imanku adalah infiniti!

Aku: Aku tidak fikir yang iman kau infiniti kerana kau belum mendarabkannya dengan 6x10'23.

Mu: Kau membuat kemarahanku meruap-ruap. Nanti bila tekanan ku melebihi tekanan udara, kau jugak yg susah kerana aku akan mengalami hemolisis.

Aku: Aku sekarang bukan aku yg dulu lagi, aku telah mengalami plasmolis.

Mu: Kau betul-betul menyakitkan hatiku ini. Ku sangkakan kau intan, tetapi rupa-rupanya kau grafit. Pergi kau dari sini. Biarkan aku sendirian........

So i think thats why engineers are meant to be with each others..hahaha..coz they speak the same language..just imagine engineers talking to an accountant..balance sheet?..turnover?..liquid assets?..saya kurang paham la, pastu gaduh2..hehe..well..happy studying to all whose struggling with their final exam..I have mine too..with you may the force be-master yoda

whatda

brape banyak chow chin chow daaaaa

nightline

yesterday, at this time, im still struggling with my presentation..opening the thesaurus to look for alternative words to be used because i noticed that i used "represent" a lot..hahaha..but tonight ronggengg..main game..minum kopi...nyam2..tomorrow have to start with my study back..aiyoyoy..takpe2..just another 2 weeks to go..eh eh..okla..nak pegi belumba keta plak..chow chin chow..end of transaction

nightline

yesterday, at this time, im still struggling with my presentation..opening the thesaurus to look for alternative words to be used because i noticed that i used "represent" a lot..hahaha..but tonight ronggengg..main game..minum kopi...nyam2..tomorrow have to start with my study back..aiyoyoy..takpe2..just another 2 weeks to go..eh eh..okla..nak pegi belumba keta plak..chow chin chow..end of transaction

yahooooo!!!

end of my final year project..did my viva this afternoon..well..was it ok?..entahla belalang..but feels great..finally can study without anything intefere between the lines..and surely can update my blog again..hmm..3 more weeks to be called a student..then i'm into the working world..yeahooo..IR Azizul Hafiz..haha..aiseh..pening la plak..ok bebeh..nak pi tidoq sat..chow chin chow..

Engineers are the Best Boyfriends

why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1:
Secure lifestyle.
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ---

Advantage 2:
Unmatchable industriousness.
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep
you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who ill 'change
major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know that, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

The problem with guys

1) If you treat him nicely he says you are in love with him, If you dont , he says you are proud.
2) If you dress nicely , he says you are trying to lure him, If dont you are from "ulu".
3)If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn, If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
4)If you are smarter than him, hell lose face If hes smarter than you, he is great.
5)If you dont love him, he tries to posses you, If you love him , he will try to leave you.
6)If you dont let him kiss you, he says you dont love him, If you let him kiss you, he says you are cheap.
7)If you tell him his problem, he says you are troublesome If you dont, he says that you dont trust him.
8) If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted, if he break his, he is forced to do so.
9) If you smoke, you are bad girl, If he smokes, he is gentleman.
10) If you hurt him, you are cruel, If he hurts you, you are too sensitive.

These are some points that most guys (not gay) have problem with...i'll be back with the problems that girls had later..wink

Aluuu

i'm so excited coz finally finished my final year project report..well at least for the time being though need a bit of touch up here and there..but feels good..supervisor sez its lookin good..hahaha(perasan)..well dont know who else view my weblog..but guys..this song, i downloaded right after i saw their video clip in Livesexy..i found it somehow catchy..its good to see that hindustan is not all about "kaho na pyar hai" and "dil to pagal hai"..pheww..well.what else..haa..had a dream last night and it was like looking into the future..there was my family uncle aunty cousin and all the ppl i know..the plot was so real..then i suddenly woke up once at 2 in the morning and thought its already 4 o clock..went into the dreamland right after..just to dream bout the same thing..i mean the dreams continues from where i left..woke up again at 7 coz got a wake up call..then fall asleep to see wether the dream will continue again..and it does..i was half frightened..but thinkin back..that dream is just a dream...phewwww..

relationships

relationship dont work the way they do on television and in the movies. will they, wont they, and then they finally do and they happy forever...9 out of 10 of them might end because they werent right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married will get divorced anyway, and im tellin you right now through all the stuff, i have not become a sceptic, i havent...yes..i do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and in some cultures, a chicken..you can call me a sucker..i dont care..coz i do..believe in it..bottom line..couples who are thruly right for each other went through the same crap as everybody else but the big difference is they dont let it to take them down..one of those 2 people will stand up and fight for that relationship everytime..if its right and they are really lucky..one of them will say something....

easter mister

during easter, my family and i went to zoo negara..there were a lot of animals..big and small..the aroma was so great..we also went to pulau tioman..we did scuba diving, collecting seashells and eat all kinds of seafood..yummy..this is the most interesting i've ever had..

Easter

on a vacation

Report

Interview - so so
Final year project - great
Study - ok
coursework - ok

tired but satisfied

yeehaa..played footbal today..it was a 6-a-side tournament actually..and i socred 2 goals in one of the match..yeahh..finally jijoy shows his true power..hahaha..but after the match i was so worn out..cant do anything..even watching chelsea vs. arsenal with eyes half-closed..plus the pulut kuning..yawn..really have to sleep early today..plus tomorrow we'll be heading to london..be very careful apai..sheffield's most happening people will come and crush ur place like hell..not one but three...hahah..enough i think..well..should i go to class tomorrow?..coz at the mo i'm in interview mood..cant really do anything else..been talking alone to myself in my room while looking through the mirror..need some practise man..hmmm.......

non-productive

another tuesday has gone..the day of interview comes closer and closer..have i prepared?..not..but i've done what i can..well..theres never enough preparation for things like this..neahh..who cares..what important is my project is going well..hahaha..yeehaaa..all this time i tot its not working..but this afternoon..i checked it with one of the postgrad..he said that its fine..huarrgghhh *yawn..gettin late..sleepyhead..will tell you details bout my project later..ta..duvet~~here i come

another weekend past

wow..what a week..yesterday got another medal for football..though its just a runner-up but its great..all the ball-punching and penalty-stopping were worth the struggle..but one of my thumb was swollen while tryin to stop the only goal i slipped..which turn out to be the one goal that defeats us in the final..just unlucky..but then i got a free nasi tomato..thats really helps..as long as its food, it makes me epi..epi like a ippo..dont know wether the nasi tomato is just for volunteers but they said that theres extra..nyam2..and today..trying to figure out my project which i should wrap up in 2 weeks time..hmph..but at the moment thats not the biggest hitch for this week..hav to go through interview with Petronas this saturday in London..hopefully my head will think wisely and mouth will not refuse to talk..oh no..dear Lord, i'm helpless..please give me some blessing..

but why

when people mad at us, should we say nothing or should we be angry..and when people are irritated by us what should we do..keeps on irritating them?..i guess theres no right or wrong answer to that kind of questions..i always choose to zip my mouth, keep it shut, though in the end i'll end up hurting my feelings..but thats better than hurting other ppl's feeling isn't it..am i right?..at least thats what my mom told me..hmphh..this is life..must have give and take..we are all human..imperfect

Pretty monday

the sun shines brightly today..perhaps the unexpected winter has past..well..spent my morning sleeping till afternoon..stomach doesnt feel well..awake to find myself with lots of work to be done..still i can sit around in front of this computer of mine watching scrubs and surfing aimlessly..this is what will happen to me if i sleep during the day..dont know if its just me or what..so much things to do yet so little time left..project just half way..a coursework to be hand in in 2 weeks time, havent start yet..lectures revision, as usual none..my life is a mess..neahh..it has been like this all these time..its just me who likes to "freakin out" on little little things..maybe i have to learn how to be controlled..and be more structured and more organised..more time studying than doin nothing..i just envy those who have timetables and follow them from time to time..if they missed or left out something, they'll fit it in somewhere in their timetables afterwards..hahh..how i wish i can be like them..then i'll can finished all the tutorials in time and start my past years early..also the assignments and most important is my final year project..surely i can finshed all those on time..early i mean..not just in time..well sometimes someday, things will change..just need time and faith..

Officially Captain Hook again

injured myself again yesterday..twisted ankle..damn..its 3rd time i twisted my left ankle..something wrong with the ligament i suppose..well this is the price u had to pay for being overweight..injured here and there..well there were so many ppl visiting my blog lately..either from town or "kampung"..just look at comments they made on my last entry..there were "tok kampung", "tok kadi", "pak mail" and the very shy shy "anak2 dara"..hahaha..maybe they are from Kampung Baru..well..not much activity today..crippled ankle restrict my movement around the house..

half day

cooked nasi lemak..results - my whole body smells like the sambal sotong..but it was good though..the secret of cooking a delicious sambal is the amount of sugar we put in it..the relationship is linear..sugar increase the taste increase..sugar decrease taste decrease..with an assumption - jijoy cooks a great sambal..well..think thats all..enjoy this gay song..dedicate this to all..wierd taste huh..hehehehe

great weekend

haha..i think most of the ppl spend their weekend sleeping..like me!!..theres always saturday and sunday..48 hours of total free time..24 hours sleeping and 24 hours doing nothing..thats why i feel like im having just a short weekend instead of 2 whole days..bet most of u guys out there are in the same league as mine..dont know bout most of the girl..maybe they dont want to have a black mark under their eyes, thats why they dont usually sleep during the day..am i right or not..guys dont care as long as we have enough rest..enough?..more than enough..come on..do something more meaningful like go to the market..or gardening or room cleaning..hehehe..pot pet pot pet pot pet..see what happens when jijoy starts whining..all rubbish and no gold came out of his mouth..one thing for sure..i nearly finised reading a storybook.."Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl..though its a children's book but its interesting..this is one of the books i've ever read till the end..nearly finish..nearly..15 more pages..21 years of life, only 2 or 3 books i finished..storybooks i mean..that exclude the History text book and other "Sasbadi" or "Longman" Revision books which is totally different..eh..ok ok..i'll tell bout the "chocolate factory" later..better get to sleep..tomorrow'll start my day at 9..ta all

Saturday morning

yeay..end of the week..saturday surely makes ppl feel happy..except those who have test or exam on satruday..hmm hmm..why cant i get my simulation right?..is there something wrong with my model?..theres 4 more weeks for me to work on my project and everything are not going very well..stuck on the same problem for 3 weeks..damn..help meee!!!..everything else, theres always mastercard..

Beware of your diets

ever heard of Atkins diet? read an article in newspaper titled "Now Atkins diet gives you blues"..........

The Atkins diet was at the centre of the new health fears last night after researches claimed it could trigger depression. it had already come under fire from some experts who say it could lead to long-term health problems such as kidney damage and diabetes. Now American scientists say it might also harm mental health by leaving dieters feeling grumpy, tired, apathetic and restless...bla bla bla..If you stop eating carbohydrates naturally raise levels of the brain chemical serotonin, which makes you feel happy and also suppresses appetite...yada yada yada...On top of this, filling up on fatty foods like meat and cheese added to feelings of tiredness, lethargy and apathy..end

so for all dieters out there..be careful of what you eat..not much activity today..just 2 classes one at 9 and one at 12..theres 2 hours gap between classes and luckily my house was just 15 mins walk from Univ..went back and make some coffee..yummy..maybe later tonight going to the swimming pool..yeehaaa..can get into the sauna and steam room..hahaha..ok then..enough crap for today..am feeling sappy ..dont know why..not enough carbohydrates?

finally back to school

its monday..start of a new week..just a quick update..last weekend went to cardif game to play football for sheffield team..guess what..its my first gold medal for football..yeay..
bout classes today..saw many eyes closed during the two morning lectures but i managed to keep myself awake..hmm this morning i just realize..the one thing that i've missed all these years..is that we can get so much info during the lectures if we dont fall asleep..really..all these times i've been sleeping during the lectures..i even skipped the classes i hate most..remember professional responsibilities?..went to the lecture just a few times..haha..i'll tell you guys the effect of it later..i got my result today and alhamdulillah it went well..as expected, that damn "professional responsibilities" spoiled my average mark..a 52 is enough to bring down all the marks..hahaha..there it goes..next time guys..skiving is bad for health..but i feel very thankful coz i passed that subject..alhamdulillah..i pay tribute to peoples i love most..thanks a lot guys..oopss..6 o clock..maghrib time..to be continued..

first day of school

it seems like this semester willl have to deal with a new jijoy..jijoy version 3.0 upgraded complete with service packs 1 and 2..haha..guess what..i didnt fall asleep during lectures today..thats a new records..and my class was like full from 9am till 1pm....i was proud of myself..its kinda hard to choose when we are given options for the subjects..4 subjects out of 9 and i still cant make up my mind..so for the first 2 or 3 weeks i'll go to all the lectures then decide on which subject suits me well..enough bout my first day..know what..during the lectures i make up theories bout the lecturer's personality and their preferred subject..well dont know wether this is true or not;

thermodynamic - boring, not very stylish, shy, not very good with words(except thermo terms), dont know what they talk about but pretending they know all.
vibrations - independent, persistent, complicated, have style, very confident.
fluids - cheerful, easygoing, happening, easy to approach, relax, but beware coz they like to cause trouble by setting up ball-buster exam questions
maths - very direct, sometimes witty but most of the time not, dry-jokes, serious, obses with numbers.
material - no-life, creepy, usually act like they are happening type of person but obviously not, multi-personality.
professional responsibility - very very confident, wordy wordy, shakespear kind of person, talkative, professional (all good eh? still i hate this subject..hahaha..evil laugh).

dont know bout your lecturers..this is the conclusions i made based on observations..well well..true or not..very subjective..if not true i havta check myself..maybe something wrong.skru longgar?..haha..hhmmm..its gettin late..hafta sleep now..oh no..tomorrow my supervisor wants to see me..hmph..lotsof work coming..noo!!!..cis cis..when i come to think bout this project thingy i feel very the tensi..then i'll start stalling..luckily i have my PC games to play with..the usual victim....conclusion; first day was amazing..

saturday madness

hehe..today went out window shopping for nearly 12 hours at Yorkshire outlet..thats include our tiring journey there, one and a half hours by bus and the bus was like KL cityliner going thruogh lots of stops and curve..really tests out our stamina in the bus..whoever has bumpy roads sickness, they can easily throw up..trust me..by the time we get off the bus, the shopping enthusiasm suddenly fade away coz i was really tired..hmph..thank god that place was awesome..lots of factory outlet shops..though the price was not that cheap but there are more choices..the clarks and next's shop was quite big compared to the one we have in sheffield city centre..i bought a pair of clarks' shoe for me to wear during my interview..hmmph..interview interview..have to grab a suit because the one i had seems too big for me (am i shrinking? is that possible?)..i look like a clown in that oversize suits of mine..have to look good for the interview..Petronas will not employ someone who looks sloppy and unorganised..
sigh..i didnt have enough sleep today coz last night we stay up watching 2 movies obviously of different standards.."Toll Gate Girl (main cast : amy mastura)" and "Honey(jessica alba of dark angels")..one malaysian and one hollywood i think..frankly malaysian movies still not up to the standards..need lots of improvement on either the storyline or the editing part..seriously that "toll gate gal" movies' editing was crap..theres no flow in the storyline..actors and actresses need to do more homework..not that i dont support our film industry but for me, some malaysian director dont put enough effort and malaysian ringgit into their movies..yet they hope that it'll become box office..cheh..come back to the real world please~~..sembilu and maria mariana's trend is now out of date..the plot of malaysian movies are all the same; love, artists, fighting, hatred, revenge..its like we're showing to the world that malaysian culture is all bad and no good..not peace and multiracially harmony..and more sad is the main highlight of our film industry will be love..why can't malaysia make movies like the "Lord of the Rings"..trilogy kind of movies..haaaaaa another one..even if they tried to do some trilogy movie or telemovie, the theme is still revolves around love.."cinta tiga musim"..duuhhhh..come on guys..hehe..enough of being "mama juwie"..ya a aww..i kinda in love with that "honey" movie i told you..jessica alba played as a girl who loves dancing and coreography..don't know that she can really dance..her dance moves were smashing..she look so cute in that movie..always smiling at people around..hehehe..go jessica alba..u rock..can i have your autograph?
uwaaaa..so sad..my after exam holiday nearly come to an end..one more day to go..any suggestion on what to do?..start on my final year projects?..hmm think not..she can wait till monday..just want to enjoy this moment of freedom..no books and certainly no tutorial sheets..huhuh..ok ok..enough of today's cock-and-bull story..will continue next time..the jumping from one topic to another is due to the moody weather in sheffield..sunny-windy-rain-hail..typical english weather...-N-::tired of window shopping::

tired

haha..it has been the most tiring 4 days of my life ever..with all the headache and wordy notes..plus the tense of not finished reading all the notes on time..just browse through all of em once..no time seriously..my last paper was not as good as expected..a disaster perhaps..but yesterday we all went for bowling right after exam ends to channel all the tension we had for 3 weeks to the bowling pins..pheww..and yesterday i manage to get 158 points which is a new record in my bowling career..yess!!..go shalin..ehh go jijoy..today is the last friday of my long holiday..is it a holiday?..hmm lemme think..not really a holiday coz have to prepare for the exams..but today i feel like a brand new person..dont have to think of study and exams..well at least i can wake up and not holding the lecture notes..but all these lasts just for 3 days..next monday, the new semester will commence..have to get the ball rolling..or not i'll be stressing out when it comes to the end of the final year..project, interview..phew..hopefully everythings will be ok..hmm..just a quick question..what will u guys do if u're short of money?..work as a cleaner?..ask some scholarship from FAMA(father and mother)?..credit ur mastercard?..well..i think the first option is not applicable because this semester, i need more time to concentrate on my projects..hmm..guess just let time decide all that..all i have to do now is organise myself and go on with my normal life..hmm..a bit sleepy..a nap seems to be helpful..see u guys later..chow

Laaa

hmm..well guys..if u wear spectacles..or contacts...and suddenly u have headache which feels like migrain..prolly theres problems with the spec's or contact's power..i tried using my "backup" spectacles and it turns out to be ok..the headache gone..and can study in peace..thank god..maybe that apek who made my new specs got confused with my eye power..and i guess the centre focal point is way out..haha do i even know the meaning of that "centre focal point"..belasah jee...hhmm..looking forward for tomorrow..second last paper for my first semester..then 80% of my memory will be cleaned up..just left 20% accompanied for "structural integrity"..pheww..finally..final year..final fantasy..after this concentrate on project..and viva..time flies so quickly..feels like just last month when i first arrive in heathrow airport..picked up by abg Hamizan, Petronas officer..hmm..how sad..3 yrs in the UK..nearly comes to an end..ups and down..come on jijoy..tomorrow still got exam..study..get a first class..make ur family proud..make her proud..ok ok..see you guys after paper tomorrow..chow...
back to study

Happy Eid guys

today i want to apologise to all people..young, old, close and far..hopefully a brighter day awaits us in the near future..lets the bygone be by gone..all the bad things i've done..forgive me..i always forgive and forget so u guys have nothing to be worried about..well..been unwell these few days..stiff neck, headache on/off..can't study comfortably..spent my daytime sleeping..wake up for shower and eat..read a few lines then sleep again..don't know why..computers or isit my eyes..or my 3rd and 4th eyes...hmm..no time to check with my GP yet coz been busy studyin..haha..not that busy just too lazy to go...well..anyway..i'll update again before i sleep perhaps..goin to take a shower..till then..chow..selamat hari raya aidiladha!!

buckle up

yess!!..finally..end of week..the most tiring thursday and friday of 2004..hmph..2 papers left next week..then i'll be entering my final semester of being a student..6 months?.i think less than that..counting days..well..not much activity today..after the paper, went home and play PC games..listen to the music..eat, chat pot pet pot pet..tried to force myself to sleep by lying on my bed but not working..watch tv but then get bored coz its the same ol movies again and again..vanilla sky, shallow hal, harry potter, bla bla bla..not in the mood of doing things..maybe exhausted by too much memorising definition and diagram..ok..i'l share one of the definition with you guys...what is "mechatronics"..it is a synergistic combination of precision engineering, electronic control and system thinking in the design of products and manufacturing process..interesting?..not interesting?.i can hear a voice saying it loud and clear in my head..the voice within..dont know how long i'll remember it..maybe for my whole life..hahaha..imagine how many time i have to repeat one definition over and over again to make sure it sticks in my forgetful mind..and how many times i think i've memorise it but not...chait...its not easy ooo..hmm..ok then..think its time for some supper..or some sleep..tired tired..till another log..

pheww

finally..the end of professional responsibility..it'll never haunted my life nemore..cweeepy..tomorrow got another paper..have to sleep early tonight..just a point to ponder for today..why can't all human beings help each other with their problems..is it too hard?..even for 3 minutes..frankly, i'm quite troubled with the type of ppl who, "when they need us, they want us to be there and help them but when we need them, god knows"..half-hearted..some people just can't understand..are they being sellfish?..or just being typical malaysian?..well..different people different perception..don't blame you guys..take care..may Jijoy get 100% for tomorrows paper..thanks coz u have just prayed for my success..yeay..haha..in ur dreams mate..100% konon..chow

oh no

2 days to go...eh..one day..then can say goodbye to "professional responsibility"..not much activity today..just read read read and read...dem..too much reading make me hungry..and a chocolate bar will be the usual victim...nyam2..had a smoked mackerel today..haha..nyam nyam..cook it with some mixed or rather "belasah" sauce..arghh suddenly i feel like my stomach gettin rounder and rounder..please..can i end this exam week soon..or not my jeans will not fit me..hehe but i still have lots of backup jeans..dont worry..i have all sizes in the wardrobe..raya size, summer size, puasa size and winter size..wink2..stomach like a baloon huh?..guess so..for the past few days i had headache..is it a headache..oh lord please not migrain..coz its just affect the left part of my head..i think this is the results of too much computers..arghh..hopefully it'll get better soon..before my papers..or not..wweeoowww...help meee!!!..niweys..enjoy this song by Joose..sleepin timee...yeay

start of the week

woke up early though miss my subuh..but not so "gajah"..don't know why and how, coz set the alarm at 7 o klok..woke up at 8..and i was like..who turn off my alarm clock?!!..surely it was the "subconcious jijoy", who is my evil half..just like smeghole in LOTR..damn..tot i lock him up in a cage last night..well u'll pay for that..cisss..finished reading the "professional responsibility"..horeee..but it was like reading a 'history' subject which is totally boring..plus the fact that i hate reading stuff..when i about to finish reading the last notes, i feel a bit dizzy and my room starts spinnin around..dont know why..too much reading or too much games?..weong weong..have 2 papers end of this week..one on thursday and one the day after..better start on the friday's paper soon.."mechatronics", interesting!!..huhuh..well at least one dull and one interesting..something to look forward to huh..but just 2 days left for me to study the subject..do i have enough time to conclude it?..thank god i studied 70% of the subject's (mechatronics) materials during the first few weeks of the hols..pheww..and our mechatronic's lecturer happened to be my final year project's supervisor..if i fail this subject, still can take him out for a cup of coffee and ask him to alter my marks..flying colours..wish it was that easy..arghhh..got headache..dont want to take panadol a.k.a paracetamol..better sleep for a while..half an hour perhaps..but not 5 hours..cya

Pick Of The week

Bacalah kisah di bawah. Sesungguhnya ada pengajaran yang boleh diambil dan diaplikasi dalam hidup kita. Mungkin bukan setakat pada orang yang disayangi tetapi juga rakan-rakan,teman-teman dan orang di sekeliling kita.

Seorang lelaki dan kekasihnya bernikah dan acara pernikahannya sungguh megah. Semua kawan-kawan dan keluarga mereka hadir menyaksikan dan menikmati hari yang berbahagia tersebut. Suatu acara yang luar biasa dan sungguh mengesankan. Mempelai wanita begitu cantik dan anggun dalam gaun putihnya dan pengantin lelaki dengan tuxedo hitam yang gagah. Setiap pasang mata yang memandang setuju mengatakan bahawa mereka sungguh-sungguh saling menyintai dan sepadan.
Beberapa bulan kemudian, si isteri berkata kepada suaminya: "Sayang, saya baru membaca sebuah artikel dalam majalah tentang bagaimana memperkuatkan hubungan dan tali pernikahan kita", katanya sambil menunjukkan majalah tersebut. "Masing-masing kita akan mencatatkan hal-hal yang kurang kita sukai dari pasangan kita. Kemudian, kita akan membahas bagaimana kita mengubah hal-hal tersebut dan membuatkan perkahwinan kita bersama lebih bahagia ...".
Suaminya setuju dan mereka mula memikirkan hal-hal dari pasangannya yang tidak mereka sukai dan berjanji tidak akan tersinggung ketika pasangannya mencatat hal-hal yang kurang baik kerana ia adalah untuk kebaikan mereka bersama. Malam itu mereka sepakat untuk berpisah tidur dan mencatat apa yang terlintas dalam benak mereka masing-masing.

Esok pagi ketika sarapan, mereka sedia membincangkannya. "Saya akan mulai dulu ya", kata isteri. Ia lalu mengeluarkan senarainya. Banyak sekali yang ditulisnya, sekitar 3 muka surat ... Ketika ia mulai membacakan satu persatu hal yang tidak dia sukai mengenai diri suaminya, ia memperhatikan bahawa airmata suaminya mulai mengalir ... "Maaf, apakah saya harus berhenti ?" tanyanya. "Oh tidak, teruskan ..." jawab suaminya. Lalu si isteri melanjutkan membacakan semua yang tersenarai, lalu kembali melipat kertasnya dengan manis di atas meja dan berkata dengan bahagia, "Sekarang giliran abang membacakan senaraimu". Dengan suara perlahan suaminya berkata, "Aku tidak mencatat sesuatupun di atas kertasku. Aku berfikir bahawa engkau sudah sempurna, dan aku tidak ingin mengubah akan dirimu. Engkau adalah dirimu sendiri. Engkau cantik dan baik bagiku. Tiada satupun daripada peribadimu yang kudapati kurang ..." Si isteri tersentak dan tersentuh hatinya oleh pernyataan dan ungkapan cinta serta isi hati suaminya ... bahawa suaminya menerimanya apa adanya. Ia menunduk dan menangis ...

Moral Cerita: Sebelum kita mencari kekurangan orang lain, carilah kekurangan sendiri. Adakah kita cukup SEMPURNA untuk dibandingkan dengan orang lain?.. Kalau jawapan nya YA, maka kita berbohong atau kita PERASAN. Kerana tiada manusia yang SEMPURNA dan sentiasa ade yang perlu diperbaiki... wallahualam
Hakikatnya orang-orang yang menyayangi diri kita tak kira siapa pun sebenarnya adalah yang mencintai kita kerana kelebihan kita dan menerima kita kerana kelemahan kita. Dan sudah pastilah orang ini ikhlas dalam menyayangi diri kita... INSYA ALLAH.

Saturday morning

horee horee horee..finished reading "manufacturing systems"..feel so great though i'm slightly off-track..but the subject was quite interesting..never imagine that manufacturing something needs a lot of equations in order to minimise the cost..thats new..i thought the equations thingy just work when we want to calculate the key to success.."usaha + sabar = berjaya".."game + tido = lingkup"..but guys, bare in mind..master yoda once told me..."(usaha + tido)/(game +sabar) = 1st class upper"..yeahh baby..because the bad things will cancel out each other..see..our life is filled with lots of equations..
hmm..watched "scrubs" the first episode this morning..after watching it, i fancy being a doctor rather than being "engineers with equations"..hehe..sorry engineers..bye bye..if only doctors don't have to go "on-call", i think the job is interesting..plus the good things we're about to do to people and the big money waiting for us..hehehe..money minded huh..well all doctors out there..keep it up..
now the yucky thing.."Professional Responsibility of Engineers" subject..actually theres not much to study..but the lecturer gave us so many pages of case studies making the subject seems so complicated..do i have to know the details of the "hatfield" train crash? do i have to know bits and pieces of the "folding bicycle"?..do i?..i think not..i just have to know the type of approach needed to face those kinds of situations in real life..the case study helps us to understand the theory more..yes, its true..perhaps not too much details so that we (the students, especially the non-western european background as claimed by the lecturer) can differentiate between the course's materials and the unwanted things..blimey..
be patience and take a deep breath..just remember the success equation i gave you guys just now..right now..i feel like eating kuey teow goreng..saw some dried kuey teow in the cupboard downstairs..yummy..

Singalong

....
Jamrud - Surti & Tejo
Surti remaja anak bapak kades
Dan si Tejo jejaka baru aja mudik
Berdua saling mencinta sejak lulus SD
Hingga kini beranjak gede
Surti sumringah arjunanya pulang
Tiga tahun berpisah nyari dana di kota
Mereka melepas rindu dipematang sawah
Hingga malam selimuti desa
Jemari Tejo mulai piknik dari wajah, sampai lutut surti
Tanpa sadar sarung merekapun jadi alas
Mirip demo memasak
Tejo mulai berakting di depan Surti
Masang alat kontrasepsi
Surti menjerit, serentak menutup matanya
Surti menangis kecewa arjuna berubah

Reff
Hilang Tejo yang dulu ngampung, dekil lugu, tapi Surti suka
Berganti tejo yang gaul, yang funky, yang doyan ngucapin

....emberrrrrr....

Surti berlari kayak kesurupan
Dan sitejo ngelamun menahan konaknya
Diacungkan jari tengah ke arah Surti,
Penuh dendam di bilang ...Fu**** you...

Fail

my mission to finished up "manufacturing systems" notes fail today..dem..another 4 notes to go out of 16 notes..too much leisure today..haha..went to tesco..bought some yoghurt..am into yoghurt now..tastes great u know..dont know how long this affection for yoghurt would lasts..hmm..why study is so boring?..not like playing sports or watch movies..or playing pc games..if it is as fun as those things, bet you guys wont see me anywhere outside my house..i'll lock myself in my spacious room and have my notes all over the floor..pity me..too lazy to read i think..seriously i never finished reading any storybook..novel?..urghh..read couple of pages then fall asleep..its like a curse to me..haaa maybe that evil witch cast it upon me when i was about 11 yrs old..but she was so lovely teaching me english..surely at that time i was very the notty..always asked to stand on my chair or outside the class..haha.."rotan" was a usual thing to me..hehehe..you fat white notty boy..have to find a way to broke this curse..any idea?..hmm..gettin late now..have to go to sleep..will continue again next morning..bye..my bed is calling me...

Dear "Blog",

how are you today..sorry i can't write to you yesterday..i was a bit busy..not studying..but relaxing my mind..anyway..last nite i went swimming at Goodwin "National Sports Centre"..would it be nice if i can be a good swimmer..not that i can't swim..i just wanted to swim like Ian Thorpe..1500m non-stop or at least 100m sprint..back-stroke? breast-stroke? freestylo?..sigh..well at least i'm good at one style..which is frog-stroke..wehoo..thinking back on it actually i can't be a fast swimmer ..know why "blog"?..because..my stomach is too big and round..which aircraft or f1 engineers will claim as not enough aerodynamic..6-pack? neahh...even far from 4-pack..just 1-pack..but i can float easily though..maybe i can try out synchronised swimming..yeahh..what have you been up to "blog"?..this morning i cook some fried rice..my mom's style..with some dried chilli and lots of anchovy..its been a while since i last cook it..taste good..u should try it..
back to intellectual stuff..today i must finish reading the "manufacturing systems" notes..then i can do some past years..yak yak yak..7 days to go..just like craig david's song..monday..lalala..tuesday..lalala..it will go by so quickly if i just sittin in front of computers or just sleep..better make use of it to the maximum..ok "blog"..runnin out of time..hope to hear from you soon..bye..
regards,
JiJoY

no more

yeehaa..no more calculating the efficiency of a cycle..no more T-s diagram..and no more turbine and compressor..there goes my first paper..flying colours?..hahaha no..water colours..damn..it was like ok but not ok..if i was given more time to answer all 4 questions, i can do it better and more proper..imagine, 2 hrs, four 25 marks questions, answer all..my handwriting was a nightmare..my answer book looks like an album with lots of dead worms' photos in it..hopefully the examiner can read my scribbling..u are paid for it man..either u read it or just flip through my answer book and put ninety something on the front page..peace..tonight just sittin in front of computer listening to musics doin nothing..tomorrow have to change the mode back to "STUDY"..can i?..sigh..just 4 more to go..be patience..anways..dedicate this gaban song to all "gaban" fan out there..wakatau wakatau wassini!!...chow

finally..

good morningg!!..yeay..i'm so happy today..don't know why..maybe because exam is just in a few hours i think..or issit because of waking up feeling "i know what to do today"..anyway..all the best to jijoy and to others who have their exam today..dont worry guys, everythings will be alright after we stepped out of the examination hall..haha hope so..wehoo..can't wait till 3.30..then i can say goodbye to "fluid power and energy conversion"..no more pump performance..no more brayton cycle..eh do i still have to learn those things next semester?..naahh..perhaps not..well again..good luck to all..one cheer for mechanical engineers..two cheers for all engineers to be..gambatte kudasai!!

And Smeghole sez..

don't you guys ever do this during the "Return of The King"

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
3. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
5. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
6. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
7. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
10. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
11. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
12. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
13. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
14. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

My PreCiOussss......

I am so Grateful

Dear mom and dad,
how are you guys doing..i hope fine..may Allah bless you every minute, every hour, every day..i'm doing great here in Sheffield. i wrote this letter just to say thank you very much for always being there for me. If not for what you have done to me, i'll not be the person I am now and be here in Sheffield. Theres many ups and downs in my life lately. I wish you guys are here with me to see and help me deal with all of them. I dont know wether Ive done the right things or not. Hopefully yes for most of the time. Really need your help mom. Teach me to be strong like you. Why cant i? why am I so fragile? am I too soft-hearted?. If so, is that a bad thing or a good thing mom. Dad..Uve taught me to be kind with my friends and other people. I did that but sometimes they just cant understand it. Tried my best to bring happiness to ppl around me like you do. Dont know wether i've done enough. I think I irritate them more than I make them happy especially the one person loved :(...I even say nothing whenever they yell at me, dad. Yet you guys havent yell at me for a long time since I turned teenager. Too much tolerant perhaps? Sometimes I lost my patience but I never show it to them. Just like what u guys did to me..my bad..mom, I think this is the price i have to pay for hurting you and dad. Forgive me mom. Forgive me dad. Promise wont let you guys cry anymore. I know im the blacksheep in our family. i'm sorry. i'll improve myself as time goes by and make u guys proud of me. But will both of you still be there when the time comes? Only God know. I just wanna let you guys know how grateful I am to have you as my parents. Nobody can replace your place in my heart. Love you, mom and dad..

big day ahead

its monday today..guess theres not much different with other days..and again..woke up late..but i think its ok coz before i slept this morning i finished reading one topic on materials..thats an improvement i think compared to last few days..well..today i listen to christina aguilera's song again and again..her voice is very soulful..shes my favourite artist now..hehe..goodbye siti nurhaliza and jennifer lopez..u guys are good but not powerful enough..here is a lyric of her song which i fell in love with..

Christina Aguilera - The Voice Within

Young girl, don't cry
I'll be right here when your world starts to fall
Young girl, it's all right
Your tears will dry, you'll soon be free to fly

When you're safe inside your room you tend to dream
Of a place where nothing's harder than it seems
No one ever wants or bothers to explain
Of the heartache life can bring and what it means

chorus
When there's no one else
Look inside yourself
Like your oldest friend
Just trust the voice within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your way
If you will learn to begin
To trust the voice within

Young girl, don't hide
You'll never change if you just run away
Young girl, just hold tight
And soon you're gonna see your brighter day

Now in a world where innocence is quickly claimed
It's so hard to stand your ground when you're so afraid
No one reaches out a hand for you to hold
When you're lost outside look inside to your soul

[chorus]

Yeah...
Life is a journey
It can take you anywhere you choose to go
As long as you're learning
You'll find all you'll ever need to know

(Be strong)
You'll break it
(Hold On)
You'll make it
Just don't forsake it because
No one can stop you
You know that I'm talking to you

[chorus]

Young girl don't cry
I'll be right here when your world starts to fall

What a day

a disaster..woke up late and miss my subuh prayer..:(...poor me..then called my sweetheart and we had a long conversation this morning..she had this big problem and better not to write it here..Many thanks to vodafon and their free minutes though..after that i covered myself with my magical blue mantel(duvet) and suddenly my world turns black in a blink of an eye..when i woke up at 2pm i felt a bit dizzy of sleeping too long..don't know what to do afterwards..study?play games?cook lunch(like i've done that before)?..aarrghhh...have to cook today anyway..
I live in a house of 6 with my frens (but is the 6th one considered as our housemate?..i doubt that, hehe)..and we have a cooking rota..chip(my housemate) and I will cook every 2 days..anip and bo(also my housemates) cook the day after we cook alternately because they cook alone(berapa banyak cook daaa)..i prefer to be accompanied and the unfortunate person here is chip..just imagine sittin in the kitchen, cutting onion, washing chicken legs, and cook just by urself..i know some people wouldn't mind but not me..i'll die doing that alone..plus the fact that we all have lots of unwanted housemates (mouse) living in our kitchen and I really hate them..but chip has been the second best cookmate i've ever had..surely the first one is my lovely mom..
regarding the mouse which have infiltrate our house..actually this year's mouse are smaller than last year's..as i remembered, last year we killed a mouse..no no..its a rat, sewer rat..it was like as big as a size 9 sneaker..to show how gangster he(the rat) is, he ran on chip's feet when we were busy cooking in the kitchen and we end up cooking on the chairs..both of us..thank god it didn't jump into our meal....really thats the biggest rat i've ever seen in my life..top of the chart..the next day..we found the same the rat on our kitchen floor.."huaa..gangster siott"..I tot it was sleeping but not..yeayyy it died but eewwww whose gonna throw it away...in the end, with the help of some special tools(shoe box,plastic bag,long wooden stick,courage) ad the cheer from anip, I managed to throw it away...until now the cause of death remains unknown..
conclusion..rats and mouse..yuckss!!

First few atempts

Arrgghhh..can't get the skins right..why am i bothered to update the look of my blog at this very moment. i have to finish my tutorials which is more important..demit jijoy..hmm..maybe i'll be addicted to this blog thingy..noo please don't..tutorial sheet~~tutorial sheet~~tutorial sheet~~..yeay hypnotised myself to continue with my tutorials..

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