Earthquakes!!!!

"Saya tengah buat homework, tiba2 saya rasa meja bergegar. lepas tu saya tengok kipas pun bergerak ke kiri ke kanan. Saya pusing belakang(dengan gaya pusing belakang), saya tgk perut bini saya, dia tengah mengandung. perut die goyang2 macam ni ha(sambil tgn di perut tunjuk goyang mcm mana). Dua kali die jadi, sekali 40 second."

"Aku tengah tido, tiba2 rasa katil bergoyang. Aku pun tgkla bawah katil, ingatkan ade 'bende' yg goyang katil aku. Pastu aku tengok atas kipas goyang2 mcm tak betul."

"Laki akak rasa katil bergoyang, die pun ckp 'yang jgnla goyang2 katil ni'. Tapi still goyang lagi. Die tengok sebelah akak tak ada. Die pun bangun pegi bilik cucu die, angkat cucu die turun bawah flat kitorang. Masa tu akak pegi dapur kejap minum air. Akak balik2 bilik tengok laki akak dah takde dengan cucu die skali. Rupa2nya dah sampai kat bawah dah die kata ada gempa bumi"

"Ko rasa gempa bumi tak malam tadi"
"takde pun"
"ait, bukan bangi dekat2 dengan uniten diorang kata ade rasa earthquake"
"oooo tu bangi, tempat aku tak rasa. Lagipun tengok la uniten tu mcm mane tempat die, rosak. Rumah aku sebelah masjid je."

"Eh, ade gempa bumi eh semalam, aku tak rasa pun."
"Ko tido mati!".

"I heard a big noise. I know something is not right. Then I feer my house shaking. Then I rook at the fan and it was moving sideways. Then I rook outside my house and peoper are gathering and arr(all) the car ararm is going on. But after 1 minute, it stopped."
"huiyooo, which level are you?"
"21st floor"
"you should buy a parachute then. If anything happens u just wear it and jump out your window"
"souka?"

I just have one question. What is the relationship between earthquakes and ceiling fan? Or is it just like a habit, whenever there's earthquakes first thing to do is to look up to the ceiling.