And Smeghole sez..

don't you guys ever do this during the "Return of The King"

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
3. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
5. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
6. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
7. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
9. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
10. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
11. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
12. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
13. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
14. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

My PreCiOussss......